Dear Mom (and everyone else, I guess) here's My Christmas List

Stuff. I love it. Here's some things I'd love to get all wrapped up in ugly paper under a Christmas tree. 

:)

1. Socks. Yes. I said it. Socks. Ryan and I get into full out passive aggressive dig wars over socks all the time. Something about me wearing his...holes...something something...I should just get my own, bla bla bla.

These are fantastic.

And who doesn't love a good striped knee sock?

Socks by Athleta, American Eagle Outfitters, American Apparel, and Sock Theory.

2. Along the same line: tights.

These are all from SOCK THEORY...what a great little internet shop! 

I also like these for some reason.

3. And even more boring...UNDERWEAR!

I found these HERE

I would also love a subscription to Panty by Post. They mail you new panties every month!

4. Books. Especially if they are from a second hand book store. I like a book to have a used feel to it. Not that grimy "sat in a garage for ten years" yellowed pages thing, just not completely brand new. I'd like a "shopping spree" in a used book store because I love the thrill of the hunt as much as I love getting rad, under-appreciated books for a dollar.

5. House shorts. Black ones that wouldn't kill me of embarrassment if I went outside in them.Something like this from Old Navy would be perfect.

6. House pants. Same thing. Any color. Capri style are the best for those walkin' the dog in the mud mornings.

Again, these are all from Old Navy. They know their comfy clothes, apparently. 

7. A new umbrella. Something sturdy in black or brown would be awesome. Oh, and it must be a collapsible travel size one that I can throw in my bag.

8. These plugs. Or pretty much anything from Omerica. I'm a 00 gauge.

kitten plugs from Omerica

9. A gift certificate to the Gap or Old Navy. Don't ask. A woman has needs, okay? Clothing needs.

10. V-neck t-shirts. I like Ryan's American Apparel ones way too much and try as hard as I can not to steal them every day.

American Apparel

Nothing fancy, just deep v-neck in grey or black or something neutral. They're so comfy!

11. Stuff with gnomes and matroyshka dolls on them.
For example: this this this this and especially this.

12. A new bathing suit! I've had the same one for almost ten years. It's okay I guess, just a basic black halter bikini, but sometimes a girl doesn't want to wear so little! I'm especially partial to these space and scenery themed one pieces.

 bathing suits from Black Milk

13. A freakin' filofax! I LOVE ORGANIZATION!

I'm really into this mint and pink one. 

(from filofaxusa)

14. T-shirts that look like they have stuff in the pockets.

Ice cream pocket shirt by Shana Logic  

I also like this: Fox In My Pocket by Urban Outfitters

15. Nerdy necklaces. 

I love these from shanalogic.com. 

Oh, and also, THIS.

16. Film and novelty disposable cameras. I have all these film cameras at home and can't afford to use them very often. Any old 35mm film would be awesome. Or 120 film for that matter. 

I found some cool ones at Urban Outfitters here here here and here.

And check out these disposable cameras. They put fortunes and funny sayings onto your photos. 

17. Savings banks. You know, for saving money. They don't have to be pig shaped either. They could be buddhas, dog, or owls too!

18. OFFICE SUPPLIES! DRAWING STUFF! NOTEBOOKS! I'm crazy for this stuff.

This moleskine pacman gift set is FANTASTIC!

Know-it-all Pencils from here

I'm also into this this and this from Urban Outfitters. 

or, um...pretty much anything from here. 

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Ahh consumerism. Isn't it grand? 

What's on your list?