goodbye vertigo

I started writing a post about how I felt super weird on Sunday and went home from work because I was all dizzy and fainty-ish but as I re-read what I wrote I realized it was very, um, how should I put this?
Boring. That's it.

Nobody cares about the specifics.

Nothing really happened except I was uncharacteristically grouchy and then I had weird vertigo for a couple days and slept a lot and didn't go to work which sounds like an awesome holiday but trust me, it wasn't as glamorous as it sounds. And in the end I'm fine. I considered going to the doctor, then downgraded to considering an antihistamine to clear up my ears and, like I said, just ended up sleeping for like 86,400 seconds and whatever was going on stopped on its own.
So yeah, there's that.

Anyway, you know what today is?
HAIRCUT DAY!

Ahh yeah!

I'm gonna be a whole new woman.

Goodbye terrible hair
that I always have to have in a ponytail because I hate it so much!

Goodbye bangs I hate
because I totally cut them myself even though they really aren't that bad!

Hello fancypants new me!