**UPDATE** All would-be robbers, please be advised we have a house sitter and a dog who will kill your face, so don't even think about it.
About a year and a half ago, Ryan and I took a quick trip to Vancouver to meet up with some friends and see Die Antwoord (South African crazy hip-hop/rave??/weird musicians) play. (Click here to see pictures and read about it.) And today we are making the journey again, to meet up with the same friends and see Die Antwoord again. It's tradition now.
Who is Die Antwoord, you ask? First of all, did you pronounce that first word like "dye"? Because it's "dee". As in "the" in Dutch. And German. I've probably written about them five or six times before, but basically you have to see them to know what on earth ... I mean, look.
This is their newest video I Fink You're Freeky.
And if that video didn't scare the shit out of you, here's one that will. But maybe first watch this video that explains all the penis references.
And here's the wang-filled video.
Want to see more? Click here for their creepiest music video. I'm super excited to go on an adventure with my main squeeze. We always seem to have a great time on these mini-trips. We really travel well together, we're the perfect mix of relaxed and responsible.
(Images are linked to their sources.)