Alright, okay, even the seedy parts of Victoria are pretty charming.
And now for a funny story. The other day I overheard a conversation in which two people were discussing horse races. One of the guys said he always thought jockeys were a lesser subspecies of the human race. After being accused of being some kind of racist he declared that we should all know what he means, because "they're all so small and have pointy ears and everything."
Um...he confused jockeys with ELVES. hahahhahah