More chalk people from Government Street ...

...because that guy never stops drawing them. I think it's a fairly lucrative practice for him, actually. 

Consider my day made! Crappy portraits!

Have you ever heard of the "free crappy portraits" website? Because it. Is. Amazing. Basically, you send them a picture of yourself with a little description, and someone will draw you. But...not well. Hm, actually, now that I'm looking at the site some of them are AMAZING. So...guess it depends on your artist. Also, if you want, you can volunteer to be a "guest artist" and draw someone else. Which I did. How exciting!

They're going to be featuring my portrait today. Here's the photo I sent them:

Here's the description of us I sent along with the picture:

"This is a photo of me and my best dog ever, Tank. He enjoys long walks around the block, peeing on every plant, and treats. I like books and hate taking the bus. Let me be clear: Tank and I are just friends. We don't like each other "that way", no matter what those kids at school say"

I like how I kind of look like a character from the Archie comics, and she incorporated every single thing I said in my description. Except WE'RE NOT IN LOVE DAMNIT, haha. 

I love the book title. It's all about the details, you know?

If you would like a crappy portrait drawn of you, it's pretty simple. All you have to do is go to freecrappyportraits.com and email them a picture of yourself with a short description. I can't wait to draw my 'guest' post...she likes the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Ding ding ding! And I suck at drawing. It's gonna be hilarious.

Russel Brand. I am such a fan.

Russel Brand may be the most well spoken man I have ever had the pleasure of listening to. 

Yes, that Russel Brand.

Photo via Top News In...attached to an article entitled 

"Russel Brand Wants to Kiss the Jonas Brothers on New Years Eve."

I'm serious though. The man is so intelligent. If you doubt it, watch this video. And if you believe me, still watch this video. He's amazing. The vocabulary alone blows any college professor out of the water. :)

Found via the ever fabulous Gala Darling blog.