How to...make Mr.Noodles delicious

Well folks, if you're reading this on the 16th, then I'm on my way to somewhere warm and communist. I'm probably stuck in a line-up at customs or trying to read a book with an excited tummy in an uncomfortable chair at this very  moment! Since I'm away, I've scheduled this (and many more) posts to appear. 
Later alligator!
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Are you poor? Totally broke? 

Can only afford a three dollar meal? 

Do you like the flavor of chip dip? 

Ever wonder what it'd be like on noodles?

Well, thanks to a friend of mine, I have learned the solution to all these questions.

MISTER NOODLES. With sour cream in it.

No, really.

Here's how to make an unhealthy, fattening and completely delicious meal. (snack?)

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Step one:Go to the grocery store. 

Step two: buy a package of Mr.Noodles 

for like a dollar. 

I like the vegetable flavor. 

Step three: take the flavor packet out of the package.

Step four: steal a little of your roommate's/significant other's 

sour cream from the fridge. 

Step five: combine them.

Step six: tell your dog he can't have any

even though he's so cute.

Step seven: throw the noodles in some boiling water.

Step eight. wait like three minutes until 

they're all noodley and not in a square anymore. 

Step nine: Drain the noodles, 

throw 'em in the bowl with the sour cream/flavor mixture. 

Step ten: ENJOY!

Like I said, it kind of tastes like chip dip with noodles, but you know what? If you're literally broke and have been eating ramen for days anyway, this is a nice way to change it up.