How to...make Mr.Noodles delicious

Well folks, if you're reading this on the 16th, then I'm on my way to somewhere warm and communist. I'm probably stuck in a line-up at customs or trying to read a book with an excited tummy in an uncomfortable chair at this very  moment! Since I'm away, I've scheduled this (and many more) posts to appear. 
Later alligator!
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Are you poor? Totally broke? 

Can only afford a three dollar meal? 

Do you like the flavor of chip dip? 

Ever wonder what it'd be like on noodles?

Well, thanks to a friend of mine, I have learned the solution to all these questions.

MISTER NOODLES. With sour cream in it.

No, really.

Here's how to make an unhealthy, fattening and completely delicious meal. (snack?)

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Step one:Go to the grocery store. 

Step two: buy a package of Mr.Noodles 

for like a dollar. 

I like the vegetable flavor. 

Step three: take the flavor packet out of the package.

Step four: steal a little of your roommate's/significant other's 

sour cream from the fridge. 

Step five: combine them.

Step six: tell your dog he can't have any

even though he's so cute.

Step seven: throw the noodles in some boiling water.

Step eight. wait like three minutes until 

they're all noodley and not in a square anymore. 

Step nine: Drain the noodles, 

throw 'em in the bowl with the sour cream/flavor mixture. 

Step ten: ENJOY!

Like I said, it kind of tastes like chip dip with noodles, but you know what? If you're literally broke and have been eating ramen for days anyway, this is a nice way to change it up.

Yarr, there be somethin' goin' on with me brain todarrr

Scene: In the bedroom, I'm on the computer trying to find rhinestone covered single use cameras that will deliver to Canada. Ryan's sitting on the bed.

Me: Oh man, these cameras are so awesome. My luxurious day off is almost complete. (Looks into almost empty coffee cup pointedly.)

Ryan: I'll get you more coffee once mine is finished.

Me: Okay.

---ten minutes later---

Scene: Same exact place, same actions.

Me: Um, are you gonna get me a coffee or what?

Ryan: Are you kidding?

Me: What?

Ryan: I just got you more and you drank it all.

Me: No you didn't. See? (Shows him the empty mug.)

Ryan: Yeah I did.

Me: No. Definitely not.

Ryan: You seriously don't remember me leaving the room and coming back with more coffee? And then you said thank you and I talked about the breakfast I'm halfway through making because I was in the kitchen? And you said you didn't want any?\

Me: (laughing) No! You didn't do that!

Ryan: YES I DID!

Me: You're lying.



Um...he wasnt' lying. WTF?

Then he left me alone in the house with EBay all open and guess what happened.

This:

(click here to see it)

It's just a regular disposable camera with something a little camp about it. Anyway then the frenzy began. I'm such a fucking internet shopper-shark. My eyes roll back in my head and before you know it I've bought 6 cameras.

And it's all Ryan's fault.

YOU HEAR THAT RYAN? IT'S YOUR FAULT. SOMEHOW!

Anyway here's the rest:

1. It looks like a robot and takes three consecutive photos...

2. Um, kind of like the robot one only it takes four photos. They were sold together.


3. Smena...Russian camera from the Soviet Union era in the 70s. Rad, no?


4. These are disposables that apparently add ghosts to your pictures. I got two because um, yeah. How could I not?

So um...this is what I do when I start catching up on my bills? I guess? SPEND LIKE CRAZY. WOO, I'M A CONSUMER! AND A GIRL! OMG

I half feel like an idiot for buying stuff totally spur-of-the moment, you know? But then I'm like "Woah" and "YES" because those are excellent fun purchases. At least I'm not spending it on drugs? haha

Still...if any of you Americans find bedazzled frickin' single-use cameras that you can send me, I'll be eternally grateful. It just seems like something I really should have.

just what I needed, another place to buy t-shirts

Thanks, wordboner.com, for feeding my addiction. No, don't worry. I haven't made any purchases. Yet. Only because my visa is still healing from the ravaging it took at threadless.com last week.

*cough* where I bought four t-shirts *cough*

What? They were on sale.

Anyway...um...yeah. I LOVE T-SHIRTS.
The end.

maybe I need new shoes

uhhh

I was just fooling around on the UVic website, seeing if my final two grades were posted yet, and I came across a list of all the semesters of tuition I payed.

Hm, let's see...

$2607.68
and
$2037.99
and
$2685.40
and
2655.93

Yeah, that sounds about right...oh there's more?

$2833.28
and
$2400.93
and
$2250.00

And there was something for $16 which is weird. But apparently I payed it and forgot what it was.

So yeah.

$17487.21

...and that's just one of four schools I've attended.

ouch.