Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Seriously, who names candy "chicken bones"?

Due to a funny chain of events, Ryan and I 
ended up at WalMart yesterday. 
Let's just say that nobody sells Dickies except 
WalMart. Trust me, we looked.  

What's a dickie you ask? It's like...a faux turtleneck. 


I can't tell you whether or not we found one, 
it's a surprise for a later date.

You know what other image came up 
when I searched "Dickie"? 

This:


AMAZING.

Anyway, they sure do sell a lot of ... interesting stuff at Walmart. 
I'll show you a few of the things I deemed worthy of a photograph. 

Exhibit A: target practice cubes for children 
in the toy section!



Exhibit B: Opened decapitated chocolate Woodys.


Exhibit C: Uhm...chicken bones. (?)
As we were laughing at this, some lady came
over and told us these were her favorite candies. 



Dickie image 1 from here.
Dickie image 2 from here.

9 comments:

  1. Hmmm...wonder if the "chicken bones" are vegan???

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  2. Oh... YUCK!!! And yet... I really want some... just to try...

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  3. Ha! I'm like ten percent curious and ninety percent disgusted. WHO NAMED THEM? WHYYYYY?

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  4. What?? Crows and squirrels on targets?? Why would you encourage that? Good God. My bleeding heart just exploded.

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  5. Ha, THIS is where you are now. How come I didn't know that? Jesus I'm slow.

    Also? Decapitated chocolate woodies made me laugh. It's also a good name for a hardcore band. Well maybe not GOOD... But I'd totally listen to them. :)

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  6. Steamy...I was shocked, appalled, horrified and then astonished, then awestruck and finally I landed on "hey I should share this with the world"

    Veggie- Geez, it's been like a year. hahaha

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  7. Oh yeah, and I'd like to think that the phrase "chocolate woodies" would make more people laugh than just myself. Mission accomplished.

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  8. hahahaha! this post is AMAZING!

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