four-eyes rella: A Very Etsy Christmas

Since, as you all know very well by now, I am on vacation for a couple weeks, I was trying to think of things to post about that had a Christmas feel. And as we all love hand made arts and crafts ever so much, I was like "Hey, what about Etsy?"

Well yeah. There are some fantastic things on there. Like this hat for example. I would wear the shit out of this hat from the 24th to the 26th. No joke. I love this!

Candy cane hat found here.

And this card is really super cool: funny with a touch of nerd is the best kind of comedy.

Merry X-terminate card. Rad.

And there was a lot of stuff I would buy ironically because they're funny if I were feeling impulsive:

Cat statue from here, awesome dog-snowman pin from here.

But then...there are...well, you'll see.

1. The animal clothes. MY EYES! NOOO!

1 "Candy Cane Dreams" dress 2 You can get 30% off this one.

3 "Christmas Trees Tutu Harness Dog Dress"

featured in the Martha Stewart 2010 Holiday Gift Guide.

4 "Candy Cane Dog Sweater" 5 Lovely Warm Doggie Sweater.

6 Holiday BUTT COVERS for your pets! No more unsightly anuses.

2.The tree decorations. Oh the humanity!

1 Bacon Ornament 2 Pride Vagina Ornament

3 Turd Ball Ornament 4 "Elmer-Mini Marble Friend"

5 "Whimsical" Finger Ornament

3. Basically you can put a Santa hat on anything these days
and get away with it.

1.Alien Christmas Ornament 2. Christmas Eyeball earrings 3. Star Trek Holiday Cards

4.Santa's Brain Christmas Ornament 5.The Jolly Wookiee Cross Stitch

4. Weird soap. Have you ever wanted soap with diseases in it?

Black Salmonella soap.

How about (Communist?) barbed wire soap?

"real Christmas soap for real Christmas extreme" found here

5. One of the most perplexing trends of all is the zombie and/or evil Christmas ornament. Really? Like the Santa brain tree ornament wasn't weird enough, there's also a ZOMBIE Santa brain tree ornament. And so much more.