Scary Santa Saturday, part 4 of 4.

All these Santas via Sketchy Santas. So. Awesome.

Scary Santa Saturday, part 3 of 4.

It's time for another edition of SCARY SANTA SATURDAY! :) 

Did you know that in Austria (and maybe other places?) Santa is known as pure good...and then there is Krampus...the evil to balance all that goodness. If you're bad, rather than going on a lame old naughty list you get grabbed by Krampus' tongue and thrown into a sack. Then he brings you back to his ... cave? House? Apartment? And he eats you for dinner. Look at this cool parade they have in Graz, Austria!

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And now here's some regular old scary santas.

 

Scary Santa Saturdays, part 2 of 4. *warning* not for sensitive eyeballs

You know those super duper creepy photos where people would dress up dead people as alive people and then take pictures with them as though everything was normal? You don't? Then click here. And here. But only if you're not easily creeped out because there's dead babies and stuff in those photos. But not like the ones from the dead baby jokes of the '70s. Think of them as ... dolls. Yeahhh that's it. Dolls.

ANYWAY, for this week's edition of Scary Santa Saturdays, here are two photos of Santas I'm pretty sure are dead guys. Especially the second one, look how he's standing. Even the donkey is totally dead, check out the feet.

Photos via Sketchy Santas.

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Speaking of Santa, I wrote a post over on Eep I'm A Blogger today on why I still believe in Santa and it's up today. Click here to see it. And there's a picture of me with pink and purple dreadlocks, ugly early-2000s glasses and a Christmas sweater over there too, in case you needed another reason to go check it out.

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Fun fact, every time I write or say or hear "Check it out" or "Check yourself" I think about this t-shirt.

Six Dollar Shirts is one of my favorite online stores.

Scary Santa Saturday, part 1 of 4

You are welcome. 

All images via Sketchy Santas. Do check that site out, it's hilarious.

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In other news, I am in the midst of a day long back spasm and holy moly do those things hurt! (It's my first time! haha) I remember when I was a teenager my mom had one and I was laughing at the way she was walking to the bathroom all bent over and holding her back weird. Then she started laughing and fell down and hurt herself worse...all in a very comical way. Anyway if somebody dares laugh at the way I'm walking I will kill them...just as soon as I can lift my arms without sobbing and swearing. 

Just now I got stuck on the couch. I could not move. And there was a table sitting in front of me with my breakfast, coffee and ibuprofin and I could not get to it. Terrible. 

I've got about an hour before I have to leave for work and am doing the "Should I go or not?" dance in my head. I'm thinking yes, but buy some crazy fun drugs on the way. Like crack robaxacet.

*no I actually do not think crack is a "crazy fun drug", it was a joke.